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    Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders

    Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and
    AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense
    discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.
    Bill says, "Oh, that's my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take
    this call." So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking
    into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the
    others are staring at him. Bill explains, "Oh, this is my new emergency
    communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a
    microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call
    anywhere." The others nod and the meeting continues.

    Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts
    beeping. He states, "Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important
    call."

    So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he
    completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, "I
    also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually
    implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this
    fake tooth."

    The others nod, and the meeting continues.

    Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a
    thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says,
    "Somebody get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving a FAX."


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