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    Tech Jokes

    Rick, fresh out of engineering school, went to a interview for a good paying job.
    The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"
    "22," Rick replied.
    After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator
    (he *knew* he should have taken it to the interview!)
    and realized he wouldn't get the job.
    About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job!
    Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but he was very curious.
    So,the next day, he went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong.
    The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."

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    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked the hot-shot young Engineer, fresh out of MIT,
    "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
    The engineer cooly said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

    The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - for starters, say, a red Corvette?"

    The engineer tried to control his excitement, but sat straight up and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

    "Yeah," the interviewer shrugged, "But you started it"

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    Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."
    Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
    Tech Support: "Well?"
    Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"

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    My friend went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
    A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
    My friend looked at the neighbor and said:
    "No, My computer keeps telling me I have mail"


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    Simple tech jokes... Interesting

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