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    Red face Come Share ur joke....

    fuh~ .. i saw this forum so seriusly.. anyone got any joke? .. come and share.. . Mamak Stall should like free talk ... hihihi ..

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    er... just take this from some blog, title "Why Singaporean Girls Can’t Win Miss Universe ?"

    MC: The first question is name me an electrical device starting with the letter “L”
    Miss USA: Lamp
    Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
    Miss Singapore: LADIO
    MC: No. Radio does not start with the letter “L”

    Then, move on to the second question.

    MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with “L”
    Miss USA: Lion
    Miss Malaysia: Leopard
    Miss Singapore: LABBIT
    MC: Oh..No, no!

    MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with “L”
    Miss USA: Lemon
    Miss Malaysia: Lychee
    Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

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    ...
    ops... the continue story are a bit harsh...

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    Ah beng goes to an job interview and asked to fill the application form.. so he fills in...

    1 Name: Ah Beng
    2 NRIC No.: 12345
    3 Age: 30
    4 Sex: TWICE A DAY!

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    Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”
    He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for complement.”

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    Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
    Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
    Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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    At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
    The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks,"AND YOU, SIR?"
    Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

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    lolz...... like what ah hui doing in latest singapore movie.....

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    JOHNNIE WALKER,and JACK DANIELS should be the drink name rite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calvynlee View Post
    JOHNNIE WALKER,and JACK DANIELS should be the drink name rite?
    yep... that the liquer brand name...
    single = single shot....

    let me guess... ur r not a drinker right??
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